May 27, 2009
Week 1, Day 2…
I’m a little less enthusiastic about writing this today partly because im tired and partly because I’m watching the lost boys in the background, my attention span is a fail right now.
Anyway day 2…
I wake up, get ready for my 12.30 meeting…
Meeting done and i’m thinking about my belly star, but instead of coppin take-out, I decided to hit sainsbury’s and do shit properly…
I didnt have no change to get them lightweight trolleys so i had to draw for the hand basket, it was only until half way into my shopping i realised this wasnt the best idea when i actually realised how much shit i had to buy and carry… PAR!
On to football, fucking fuck Man utd’s overly swag performance, why did i go to watch the game at my bredrins with 3 arsenal fans (they are always bitter) a liverpool fan and an over passionate Man U, you can imagine all the hate flying around the room…
…and thats another day in the life of a guy, who’s living the life of a teacher without teaching.
Now f*ck off and leave me to watch Lost Boys…. Tomorrow peoples
May 26, 2009
Inspired by the delightful Jo Fuertes-Knight and LikkleP or Peigh as he refers to himself, I have decided to blog how great my days are seeing as I’m off work and I’m getting paid to be off work.
Week 1, Day 1.
Much like the local legend DDT, I’m a lazy man and if I’m not working and I’m alone I will never try to get out of bed till AT LEAST half past three (yes 3.30pm – how I miss uni) today was no exception… Oh yeah before I forget, Gus, fuck yourself, 9.36am… I thought we were family maaaayn 😦
So I get woken up at 9.36am, say some mad incoherent shit and go back to sleep wake up properly at like midday return the call and reply to texts that found their way to my phone…
My to do list for today (not in any particular order)
Rub my back
Piss friends off on facebook who are actually working for their money
7pm meeting – with a man about a dog, that barks really loudly when people try to break into your house – 10pts if you guess the dogs name (starts with A)
Clean the bloodclart kitchen
Finishing sanding the room before 2359hrs
Wash my skin
Ok waking up done, washing my skin done, checking email and replying to people done – davinche’s promo team are doing a stellar job at emailing me regarding Rider’s imminent release btw (do you guys fancy returning the favour and posting some links to Lucky Number Sleven Mixtape?? Holla at me you got my email… Dont act like you havent!)
Onto the bit i hate the most… the dishes After a lot of my prescious time spent its all done and dusted, time for a celebratory drink. Daytime Rum Punch anyone?? Caution this punch contains the following ingredients… Notice the majority of these are alcoholic and only one of them is rum, good times. Juice made, tipple sipped its now time to fulfill the most important list item for the day… EAT FOOD, who knows about having breakfast at 5pm???? who really knows…. uni peoples ha-holla at me. On route to the BK drive thru, with my credit crunch busting golden ticket to the land of greasy see-through sheets and heart disease… everything tastes better when its free, dont you agree? Anyway i go BK hand over my voucher for a free whopper, the lady at the till gives me a meal, and tried to show me how much of a dickhead i was for offering to pay for the fries by struggling to pronounce the phrase”Compliments of” more fool her, until i got home and realised she tried to sabotage my life with bare mayo on my burger (I’m allergic to that shit so boy),
with hot ribena and Fifa online clubs, thats how 🙂
(Youtube ‘The Shooters Sexy Football’ for goals, I wasnt involved in none of them goals i’m new to this shit)