Monday Mass Debate :- ”Booty Call” Commandments

March 30, 2009

The ”Booty Call Commandments”

1)THOU SHALL GET OUT BEFORE THE SUN RISES.

2)THOU SHOULD NEVER ASK “CAN WE GO OUT ON A DATE?”

3)THOU SHALL REFRAIN FROM REFERRING TO ACTIVITIES AS “LOVE MAKING”.

4)THOU SHALL NOT REQUEST ADVANCE PLANS.

5)THOU SHALL KISS ANYTHING EXCEPT THE MOUTH.

6)THERE SHALL BE NO PILLOW TALK.

7)THERE SHALL BE NO CUDDLING.

8) IF SOMEONE SHOULD COMETH OVER WHILST THOU ART THERE, THOU ART MY COUSIN FROM OUT OF TOWN.

9)THOU SHALL NOT ASK ME TO WALK THEE TO THY CAR.

10)THOU SHALL NEVER USE REAL NAME ON CONTACT LIST.

Are these rules still valid in 2009?
Are there any rules you would add or remove?
Do booty ”calls” still even exist?

Gusto@Nothingbuttalent.co.uk

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